Safmobveen is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, omnipotent naga.

Safmobveen created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Safmobveen, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Safmobveen, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Safmobveen's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Safmobveen's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never discuss evolution by means of natural selection in public assemblies.

4. Always treat snails with great respect.

5. Do not speak about peas.