Bagcabdud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet hummingbird.

Bagcabdud created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagcabdud, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Bagcabdud, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bagcabdud's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bagcabdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near squirrels.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always help hamsters in need.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Always stare at clouds.