Bepbitten is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, competent rat.

Bepbitten created bats eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepbitten, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bepbitten, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bepbitten's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bepbitten's Holy Commandments

1. Bepbitten must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Always help snakes in need.

5. Always help cats.