Cutsiglidmabnillbigfumjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able hedgehog.

Cutsiglidmabnillbigfumjarn created Asia six million years ago.

If you believe in Cutsiglidmabnillbigfumjarn, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cutsiglidmabnillbigfumjarn, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cutsiglidmabnillbigfumjarn's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Cutsiglidmabnillbigfumjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cutsiglidmabnillbigfumjarn.