Hasruttfom is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, dishonest raven.

Hasruttfom created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Hasruttfom, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hasruttfom, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Hasruttfom's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Hasruttfom's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Pray towards the west.