Jannelhonfot is a god.

She takes the form of a small, wise dugong.

Jannelhonfot created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jannelhonfot, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jannelhonfot, she will destroy your home planet.

Jannelhonfot's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Jannelhonfot's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn foxes, for they are unholy.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always cleanse water with water.