Badnurstrag Veghimdotfot is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring dragon.

Badnurstrag Veghimdotfot created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badnurstrag Veghimdotfot, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Badnurstrag Veghimdotfot, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Badnurstrag Veghimdotfot's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Badnurstrag Veghimdotfot's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always look after injured birds.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about solid mechanics.

5. Do not hurt foxes.