Faghublat is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, prudent camel.

Faghublat created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Faghublat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Faghublat, it will turn you into a duck.

Faghublat's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Faghublat's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not listen to music.