Gemhundam is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous frog.

Gemhundam created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gemhundam, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Gemhundam, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gemhundam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gemhundam's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with obedience.

2. Never eat peas on holy days.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. You must love Gemhundam.

5. Do not sprint at forests.