Gomkamdun is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, all-knowing sheep.

Gomkamdun created silver nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomkamdun, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gomkamdun, she will send you a sign.

Gomkamdun's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gomkamdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms red.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Never write about enzymes.

4. Do not hurt manatees.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.