Hugsafgess is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, irritating wolf.

Hugsafgess created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugsafgess, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hugsafgess, it will turn you into a dog.

Hugsafgess' most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Hugsafgess' Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Put Hugsafgess first in all things.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hugsafgess.