Tailarpstik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, effective bat.

Tailarpstik created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailarpstik, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tailarpstik, he will turn you into a snail.

Tailarpstik's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Tailarpstik's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

3. Never pray while filled with joy.

4. Always remove hats before entering holy places.

5. Pray towards the north.