Art is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omniscient zebra.

Art created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Art, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Art, he will turn you into a duck.

Art's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Art's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head blue.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Feed all hungry ducks.