Wadpogxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, conceited yak.

Wadpogxuc created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadpogxuc, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wadpogxuc, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wadpogxuc's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Wadpogxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

2. Never think ill of sick voles.

3. Never pray while filled with anger.

4. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.