Bumfagmutyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, overgenerous dryad.

Bumfagmutyarl created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumfagmutyarl, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bumfagmutyarl, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bumfagmutyarl's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bumfagmutyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Bumfagmutyarl in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never gather three mites near wells.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.