Gamsid is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, tranquil warg.

Gamsid created the Sol system four million years ago.

If you believe in Gamsid, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gamsid, it will turn you into a mole.

Gamsid's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Gamsid's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Never talk about dark energy near whales while wearing black scarves.

4. Never write about special relativity.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.