Tettigessnul Zagsigbud is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, witty raven.

Tettigessnul Zagsigbud created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettigessnul Zagsigbud, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tettigessnul Zagsigbud, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tettigessnul Zagsigbud's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tettigessnul Zagsigbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Never speak at dawn.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.