Mobsugrenget is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, narcissistic skunk.

Mobsugrenget created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobsugrenget, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mobsugrenget, she will send you a sign.

Mobsugrenget's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Mobsugrenget's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured manatees.

2. Never carve symbols of planets into wood.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Never prepare carrots during winter.