Liphugyart is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, sapient
wolf.
Liphugyart created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Liphugyart, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Liphugyart, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Liphugyart's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Liphugyart's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Liphugyart.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Never think about special relativity.
4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
5. Never laugh near turtles.