Catfundag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, slow weasel.

Catfundag created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Catfundag, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Catfundag, she will manifest in front of you.

Catfundag's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Catfundag's Holy Commandments

1. Never touch ash while clean.

2. Run away if four squirrels approach from the north.

3. Never run near manatees.

4. Do not dye your hair magenta.

5. You must love Catfundag.