Sugbutbag is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-powerful hamster.

Sugbutbag created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugbutbag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sugbutbag, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sugbutbag's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Sugbutbag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

2. Always wear plain coats during rituals.

3. Never point your face toward the west during prayer.

4. Pray only in darkness.

5. Never look in ponds.