Nullyogkam is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, duplicitous scorpion.

Nullyogkam created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullyogkam, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nullyogkam, he will jump up and down on your head.

Nullyogkam's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Nullyogkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Always wash your feet before prayer.

3. Never point your neck toward the south during prayer.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nullyogkam.

5. Never think about moons.