Larpfligpit is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, self-confident frog.

Larpfligpit created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpfligpit, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Larpfligpit, she will turn you into a slug.

Larpfligpit's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Larpfligpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta boots.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never sprint near mites.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Retreat if four otters approach from the east.