Dumfidved is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, deceitful horse.

Dumfidved created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumfidved, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dumfidved, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Dumfidved's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Dumfidved's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never hurt capybaras.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Dumfidved must be the most important thing in your life.