Betlibwan is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, narcissistic wombat.

Betlibwan created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Betlibwan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Betlibwan, it will send minions to preach to you.

Betlibwan's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Betlibwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.