Bonbimrak is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humane deer.

Bonbimrak created snails eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonbimrak, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bonbimrak, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bonbimrak's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bonbimrak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Bonbimrak on top of important buildings.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Bonbimrak.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.