Bankiksab is a god.

She takes the form of a large, generous crocodile.

Bankiksab created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bankiksab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bankiksab, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bankiksab's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Bankiksab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always look after injured manatees.