Wikvonfarnflig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, sage wyrm.

Wikvonfarnflig created the Sunflower Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikvonfarnflig, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wikvonfarnflig, he will turn you into a rat.

Wikvonfarnflig's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Wikvonfarnflig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Never paint your neck green.

4. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never mention great tits.