Minkamjonfet is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fast hamster.

Minkamjonfet created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Minkamjonfet, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Minkamjonfet, he will laugh at you.

Minkamjonfet's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Minkamjonfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never sit in the presence of doves.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not eat lemons.