Komflanced is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, stupid jackal.

Komflanced created the planet Earth nine million years ago.

If you believe in Komflanced, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Komflanced, he will manifest in front of you.

Komflanced's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Komflanced's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Respect your elders.

3. You must love Komflanced.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.