Monhathud Bunlinquamkadkop is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, loving goose.

Monhathud Bunlinquamkadkop created the world six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Monhathud Bunlinquamkadkop, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Monhathud Bunlinquamkadkop, she will have a low opinion of you.

Monhathud Bunlinquamkadkop's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Monhathud Bunlinquamkadkop's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Monhathud Bunlinquamkadkop loves geese, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.