Lagjadgep is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, contented gnu.

Lagjadgep created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lagjadgep, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lagjadgep, she will manifest in front of you.

Lagjadgep's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Lagjadgep's Holy Commandments

1. Lagjadgep loves ants, so they must be respected.

2. Always look after injured goats.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Do not take Lagjadgep's name in vain.

5. Do not laugh in public.