Cibtonkhug is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, flying jackal.

Cibtonkhug created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibtonkhug, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cibtonkhug, he will destroy your favourite star.

Cibtonkhug's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cibtonkhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Cibtonkhug loves cats, so they must be respected.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. You must pray to Cibtonkhug seven times a day.