Dimlablop is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, confident lizard.

Dimlablop created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimlablop, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dimlablop, he will be very unhappy.

Dimlablop's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Dimlablop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about foxes.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Never paint your head mauve.

5. Never look in ponds.