Cussyatgup is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, vain elephant.

Cussyatgup created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussyatgup, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cussyatgup, she will not care at all.

Cussyatgup's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Cussyatgup's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. You must love Cussyatgup.

3. Always look after injured ducks.

4. Never hurt mites.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.