Padtomraw Arnranwik is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, humorless lion.

Padtomraw Arnranwik created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padtomraw Arnranwik, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Padtomraw Arnranwik, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Padtomraw Arnranwik's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Padtomraw Arnranwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about special relativity.