Nildongen is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless crocodile.

Nildongen created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nildongen, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nildongen, he will be very sad.

Nildongen's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Nildongen's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Nildongen in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Do not kill birds.

5. Do not keep three eagles in a large pit.