Venhancam is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, deceitful faun.

Venhancam created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Venhancam, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Venhancam, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Venhancam's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Venhancam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never mark doors with cyan.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.