Badwontam Xuckabyat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, generous squirrel.

Badwontam Xuckabyat created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badwontam Xuckabyat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Badwontam Xuckabyat, he will turn you into a duck.

Badwontam Xuckabyat's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Badwontam Xuckabyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always help mites in need.