Zimrilcud is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, charitable centaur.

Zimrilcud created the Sun nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimrilcud, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zimrilcud, it will have a low opinion of you.

Zimrilcud's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Zimrilcud's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never talk about dark energy.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Never look in ponds.