Rakfutapp Logjiglat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy skunk.

Rakfutapp Logjiglat created light nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rakfutapp Logjiglat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rakfutapp Logjiglat, he will turn you into a sheep.

Rakfutapp Logjiglat's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Rakfutapp Logjiglat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Rakfutapp Logjiglat on top of all buildings.

2. Never look at dwarf planets.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

4. Run away if eight foxes approach from the south.

5. Never mention great tits.