Vigpagvadduss Misyimzen Natmobtal is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sage squid.

Vigpagvadduss Misyimzen Natmobtal created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigpagvadduss Misyimzen Natmobtal, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Vigpagvadduss Misyimzen Natmobtal, it will remove you from existence.

Vigpagvadduss Misyimzen Natmobtal's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Vigpagvadduss Misyimzen Natmobtal's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry sheep.

2. Always help dolphins in need.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.