Pasfatbass is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, generous walrus.

Pasfatbass created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasfatbass, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pasfatbass, she will turn you into a dog.

Pasfatbass' most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Pasfatbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tortoises.

2. Feed all hungry sheep.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Never play with disobedient children.