Wodhadyog Cetmegbep is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unthinking shark.

Wodhadyog Cetmegbep created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodhadyog Cetmegbep, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wodhadyog Cetmegbep, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wodhadyog Cetmegbep's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Wodhadyog Cetmegbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Do not record names concerning dwarf planets.

3. Do not fashion tools from titanium.

4. Feed all hungry porpoises.

5. Never laugh in holy places.