Inggabwab is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, prudent
pigeon.
Inggabwab created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Inggabwab, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Inggabwab, it will send minions to preach to you.
Inggabwab's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.
Inggabwab's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.
2. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.