Tanhinkabrul Ragneltal is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, temperamental dugong.

Tanhinkabrul Ragneltal created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Tanhinkabrul Ragneltal, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tanhinkabrul Ragneltal, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tanhinkabrul Ragneltal's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Tanhinkabrul Ragneltal's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near ducks while wearing orange skirts.

2. Tanhinkabrul Ragneltal loves shrews, so they must be respected.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Tanhinkabrul Ragneltal in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never paint your neck magenta.