Nantapbum Tapbitbastgodnib is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, confident goat.

Nantapbum Tapbitbastgodnib created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nantapbum Tapbitbastgodnib, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nantapbum Tapbitbastgodnib, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nantapbum Tapbitbastgodnib's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Nantapbum Tapbitbastgodnib's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat peanuts on days of mourning.

3. Do not travel during winter.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. Always act with purity.