Sak is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective fox.

Sak created the world five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sak, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sak, she will turn you into a worm.

Sak's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Sak's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Sak loves doves, so they must be honoured.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.