Logxuckfetfot is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unthoughtful zebra.

Logxuckfetfot created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logxuckfetfot, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Logxuckfetfot, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Logxuckfetfot's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Logxuckfetfot's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not travel during summer.

3. Always help sharks in need.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Never talk about sheep.