Mifnuttmif is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, self-assured fox.

Mifnuttmif created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifnuttmif, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mifnuttmif, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Mifnuttmif's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Mifnuttmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think ill of sick gulls.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Never jump near otters.

5. Never look in ponds.