Gonfodfentab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish mouse.

Gonfodfentab created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonfodfentab, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gonfodfentab, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gonfodfentab's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gonfodfentab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Gonfodfentab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.