Misligtif Narlsinaf is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, amazing dragonfly.

Misligtif Narlsinaf created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Misligtif Narlsinaf, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Misligtif Narlsinaf, he will turn you into a snail.

Misligtif Narlsinaf's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Misligtif Narlsinaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat onions.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

3. Never talk about ants.

4. Never chant in holy places.

5. Never speak aloud of secrets.