Cuddavxinyarlbonk Honkanbum is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, ruthless skunk.

Cuddavxinyarlbonk Honkanbum created parasitic wasps eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cuddavxinyarlbonk Honkanbum, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cuddavxinyarlbonk Honkanbum, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cuddavxinyarlbonk Honkanbum's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cuddavxinyarlbonk Honkanbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cuddavxinyarlbonk Honkanbum.

5. Never write about galaxies.