Dadhotdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, fussy donkey.

Dadhotdoss created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Dadhotdoss, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dadhotdoss, it will turn you into a worm.

Dadhotdoss' most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Dadhotdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away from purple dolphins, for they are unholy.