Cidyogbon is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, sage raccoon.

Cidyogbon created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidyogbon, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cidyogbon, it will turn you into a duck.

Cidyogbon's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Cidyogbon's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near grasshopers while wearing violet ear rings and balancing three silicon spheres on your neck.