Nuttmoblid is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying camel.

Nuttmoblid created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttmoblid, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nuttmoblid, he will not care at all.

Nuttmoblid's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Nuttmoblid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about corn.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. You must love Nuttmoblid.

4. Hide if seven bats approach from the north.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.