Nartcissid is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, almighty spider.

Nartcissid created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nartcissid, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nartcissid, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nartcissid's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nartcissid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Nartcissid in the centre of the settlement.

3. Worship no other gods but Nartcissid.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never mention moths.